FUNKY DISCHARGE
Louise has got a problem
all that money just can't fix it
still, she's cruisin' in the big time
She got discharge
Funky Discharge
Funky, Funky,Funky Discharge
You can see it when she's dancin'
drippin' down those fishnet stockings
and it flies out when she's kickin'
You know that I'll be duckin'
while the whole world she'll be fuckin'
She got discharge
Funky Discharge
Funky,Funky,Funky Discharge
TOMATO
I pulled my finger
from your ass
.......and it had a tomato on it
tomato
tomato
tomato
tomato
tomato.
CRipPle
How could I ever
love a cripple
half as much as I love you?
You may be blind
you may smell bad
but you're the best I ever had
You may be large
and fairly round
but I still love you, pound for pound
You stole my heart
and then my car
I know where you live, you can't go far
How could I ever
love a cripple
half as much as I love you?
RETARDED (retarded)
Making Love to the Retarded
Dancing with them in the garden
maybe I am your mother
perhaps I fucked your brother
I wish I could be your father
then I could bag your sister
Making Love to the Retarded
Dancing with them in the garden
making love
(Oh Baby) WHAT'S THAT SCAB ON YOUR DICK?
Feathers are floating from the ceiling on high
as satin sheets rustle in the bed where we lie
My fingers edge down to the fruit of my prize
and then I feel it...........
Oh baby, what's that scab on your dick?
Beef jerky makes me sick
What's that scab on your dick?
You know it's killing me
Your love is a blister just oozing inside
it's breaking my heart
and spreading like fire
I'll topple that crown with a good set of pliers
and then you'll feel it
Oh Baby, what's that scab on your dick?
Beef jerky makes me sick
What's that scab on your dick?
You know it's killing me
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